Fixed: "ERROR 1227 (42000): Access denied; you need (at least one of) the SUPER or SYSTEM_VARIABLES_ADMIN privilege(s)" in MySQL
Changing a MySQL setting failed with ERROR 1227 (42000): Access denied; you need (at least one of) the SUPER or SYSTEM_VARIABLES_ADMIN privilege(s) for this operation. The word GLOBAL in the statement is the cause. Most of the time you don't want the whole server changed anyway, and one word fixes it.
